My name is Steven,
Creator of Dr. Poisons Plausibly Edible Potatoes.
I have several Talents of Questionable Utility.
- Pretend Microsoft Excel 📈 is relational database.
- Make circuit board ⚡ that is not explode.
- Bad at C++, PHP, SQL, R, and Python🐍, as well as two smaller but equally valid little Pythons 🐍🐍.
- Whisper to small computer🧑💻
- Red Potato 🍅
- Spice Potato 🌶️
- Poison Potato? 🥔
You are a Noble Elk 🦌 standing in a Forest Clearing 🌳.
There is a Small Patch of Grass 🌿 in front of you.
What do you do?
Maybe you want to play D&D as World Famous Elkman!
- Very strong 💪 +2, wise like owl 🦉 +1.
- Speak elk language 📢 and also man language. Can talk to deer, or write down elk words in book ✍️.
- Alignment mostly chill. You like 🌳 tree.
- Speed fast cause four legs. 40 fast 🐇🐇🐇🐇.
- Not jerk like owl, though. And not eat mice.️
- Hit with antler is 1d4 and also strengths.
- You do not have hands 👋 so disadvantage on dex skill checks that need hands.
- Top half 🦌 is elk. Bottom half 🧔 is man. Middle part is stitch 🪡🧵 together.
- Is good at Nature 🍃 or Religion 🕊️ or Medicine 🩺 or Survival 🧭
- Also good at making one [1] alcohol 🍸 of choice.
🐘🐘🐘 Find me on Mastodon. 🐘🐘🐘